Baby Mozart (Early Draft) - The Truth of Bard

NOTE: This isn't a creepypasta, it's actually a feelpasta, enjoy!

When I went to my garage to find some old Baby Einstein videos I watched as a 7 yr old, I found a early draft of the Baby Mozart video named “BABY MOZART THE TRUTH OF BARD” I said “That’s weird, I don’t remember seeing this when I was younger?” I looked at the print date and it said “2/1/1986” then I said, “I don’t remember a Baby Einstein episode before 1997, but oh well” I put the tape in and it showed the Baby Einstein intro, except the caterpillar was in a early design looking like the Eric Carle caterpillar, except it was the same color as Bard with Green and Yellow stripes, then it cut to the episode, it shown Bard but ALSO in a early design, the puppet looked like the Dragon from Shrek but the dragon from Shrek was the same color as Bard, Bard then said his infamous “BLAH”, then Bard started to speak English instead of Bardese, Bard said “I’m gunna tell you the story about how I was born” Bard then told his story, “An egg came to an orphanage, yes, I was raised by…orphans…” Bard said in a sad voice, I started to tear up because I knew the story was gonna be emotional “When the egg hatched, the orphans loved me, my first word was “Blah?”, I loved songs, my favorite of all time was “Happy Birthday” the kids had a birthday party but I didn’t, I was sad” Bard said, I said “Wow, Bard must’ve had a bad childhood”, “but, besides birthdays, singing, and playing with the orphans, my favorite thing was video games, I always LOVED Tetris, I never lost EVER, one day I got $50 and moved to Atlanta, Georgia, despite all the people, I felt lonely cus I missed the orphans or as I liked to them, my parents, then I went to Julie Aigner-Clark’s house, she saw me and said “EEK! A DRAGON” and started chasing me, but then I did my favorite thing, singing” Bard said, I started to cry of how emotional this backstory was, “Julie stopped attacking and we became good friends”, then we formed a partnership called “Bard’s Pizza Playhouse” where there was pizza, birthday songs, a playroom, even games! We had animatronics of the following characters: Bard the Dragon, Ca Ter Pillar the Caterpillar, Cardiniel the Cardinal, Doggy Dean, Neptune the Turtle, Zeb Ra the Zebra, Pandy the Panda, and Pus the Octopus, in 1996 we are planning to replace this restaurant with a studio named Baby Einstein” Bard said, then it cut to the end, it was nothing, I stopped crying.

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